Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This is my gift to your gina
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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