they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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