another moral hangover. fuck.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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