Just fell off a train. Bad.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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