I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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