pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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