so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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