My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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