is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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