thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I have post one night stand depression
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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