seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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