dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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