I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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