hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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