I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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