Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Alive.
So much puke
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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