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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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