No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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