I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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