I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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