can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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