I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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