Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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