listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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