good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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