I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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