TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
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If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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