i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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