chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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