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I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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