If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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