I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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