Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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