I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Never joke about your clitoris.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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