chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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