So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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