God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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