Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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