im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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