What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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