There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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