Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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