Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I am never drinking with the goths again.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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