I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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