I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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