I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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