A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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