wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize