Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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