Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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