There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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