I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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